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To: Oral Roberts who wrote (12522)	11/18/1999 3:45:00 PM
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TEN BEST THINGS TO SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING AT YOUR DESK 10. They told me at the blood bank this might happen. 9. This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to. 8. Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-Out. You probably got here just in time! 7. I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm. 6. I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance. 5. I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga? 4. Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem. 3. The coffee machine is broken... 2. Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot... And the #1 best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk... 1. ... in Jesus' name. Amen.