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To: SIer formerly known as Joe B. who wrote (12590)	11/23/1999 4:55:00 PM
From: Elmer Flugum	Read Replies (3) \| Respond to of 62558

Accountants do it with Double Entry Acupuncturist do it with a small prick Ambulance driver comes quicker Australians do it Down Under Bach did it using the organ Bankers do it with interest Bartenders do it on the Rocks Batman does it using his Robin Bookeepers do it for the record Bosses delegate the task to others Chess players check their Mates Cops do it with cuffs DJs do it on request Deep-sea divers do it under extreme pressure Dentist do it orally Detectives do it under cover Divers do it deeper Don't do it with Bankers, most of them are Tellers Elevator men do it up and down Engineers do it to specifications and a first order approximation Firemen do it with a big hose Frank Sinatra does it his way Garbage men come twice a week Gardeners do it in the bushes Gas attendants Pump all day Golfers do it in 18 holes Jeep owners do it an all four Landlords do it every 1st of the month Managers make others do it Marketing reps do it on comission Pizza delivery man comes in 30 minutes or it's free Waiters and waitresses do it for tips Zoologists do it with animals