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To: SteveJerseyShore who wrote (12891)12/22/1999 2:27:00 PM
From: Feathered Propeller  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 62558
 
Well...I thought it was funny...

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FEDS: WALL ST. EXEC A PORN LOSER

By AL GUART
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In a case that could rock Wall Street -- and give a new meaning to "insider trading" -- the one-time head of an investment bank was busted yesterday for passing financial secrets to his porn-queen lover.

James McDermott Jr., 48, former chairman and CEO of Keefe, Bruyette & Woods, was charged with securities fraud for allegedly tipping off popular porn siren Marylin Star to inside information on bank mergers.

McDermott, who is married, had an "intimate relationship" with Star when he spilled information that helped her make $88,000, the feds say.

McDermott declined to comment after his arraignment in Manhattan federal court yesterday. His lawyer, Denis McInerney, said McDermott was "shocked" by the charges.

Star, whose real name is Kathryn Gannon, also passed McDermott's information along to another lover, the complaint and law-enforcement sources said.

The busty 30-year-old blonde, who lived in Miami and ran an X-rated Web site -- has appeared in hundreds of porn flicks with such titles as "Sins of the Flesh" and "Cirque Du Sex."

From at least 1996 until this month, "Gannon had an intimate relationship with" McDermott, the feds charged. The affair proved profitable for Gannon, who allegedly made $88,000 between June 1997 and December 1997 based on tips McDermott supplied.

Last May, as Keefe, Bruyette & Woods was about to make a public stock offering, McDermott revealed he had "recommended" certain bank stocks to "a friend" under investigation by the SEC.

The embarrassing disclosure led KBW to pull the offering, which was expected to raise $85 million, including $16 million for McDermott.

The next month, McDermott was forced to resign from KBW, where he worked for 20 years.

The feds say Gannon shared McDermott's tips with another lover, Anthony Pomponio, a New Jersey man who also was charged in the case.

McDermott was released on $1 million bond. Pomponio was released on $50,000 bond.





To: SteveJerseyShore who wrote (12891)12/23/1999 11:58:00 AM
From: Iko  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 62558
 
Can You Turn My Dog's Poop Pink? The Iams Company Reports More Fun Calls to
Iams Customer Service

DAYTON, Ohio, Dec. 23 /PRNewswire/ -- "How many calories in a mouse?" and
"What should I feed a borderline collie?" were just a few of the wacky
questions that the Iams Pet Professionals fielded from pet owners last year.
The last year of the century was another bumper year for weird and wonderful
calls to The Iams Company's pet care hotline. Here are the team's favorite
calls in 1999 to 800-863-IAMS (4267):
-- "I have trouble seeing what I'm scooping in my yard. Can your food
turn my dog's poop pink?" -- dog owner, Ronkonkoma, N.Y.
-- "Is your cat food good for urinal infections?" -- cat owner, San Jose,
Calif.
-- "My two-year-old daughter loves the taste of Iams -- is it okay for her
to eat it?" -- mother, Staten Island, N.Y.
-- "What's the best way to get superglue off my dog's paws?" -- dog owner,
Arlington, Texas.
-- "Can a dog get claustrophobia?" -- dog owner, Cambridge, Mass.
-- "My dog growls in his sleep -- do you think he could have a vitamin B
deficiency?" -- dog owner, Puyallup, Wash.
-- "I think if my dog received mail, it would build his character. Can I
register him on your mailing list?" -- dog owner, Richmond, Va.
-- "How do I potty train my pot belly pig?" -- pot belly pig owner, Vero
Beach, Fla.
-- "What's up with my cat? She looks at me strangely when I sing and
dance for her." -- cat owner, New York, N.Y.
-- "I have two new kittens and I don't want to leave them home alone. Can
I carry them around in my gym bag?" -- new kitten owner, Brooklyn, N.Y.
-- "I'm thinking of setting up a kennel, and I was wondering ... how much
poop can 50 dogs make in one year?" -- dog owner, Davis, Calif.
-- "My son just sold me a subscription to the Iams Your Cat magazine. But
you tell me it's free?" -- concerned mom, Englewood, Ohio.
-- "When my dog pees, he leaves brown patches all over the lawn. Is he
peeing fire?" -- dog owner, Covington, Ky.
-- "I raise worms -- the world's most perfect protein source. How about
using them in your food?" -- worm farmer, Long Barn, Ohio.
-- "I can smell my cat's urine and tell what cat food brand she's eating.
Can you use this talent at Iams?" -- cat owner, Sacramento, Calif.

"When these type of calls come in, it's hard to keep a straight face,"
says Sally Northcutt, manager of Customer Service, The Iams Company. "But we
know that most of the time we have a customer on the phone who is genuinely
concerned for his or her pet. Our sole purpose is to help pet owners with
their questions, so however strange those questions may seem, we try our best
to answer them.
"Iams Customer Service reps undergo continuous training to stay current on
developments in pet care and nutrition," says Northcutt. "And we're all pet
owners ourselves, with 43 dogs and 17 cats between us."

About The Iams Company
For more than 50 years, The Iams Company has enhanced the health and
well-being of dogs and cats by providing world-class quality foods. For more
information on proper pet care and nutrition, call the Iams Pet Professionals
toll free at 800-863-4267, Monday through Saturday, 8 a.m. to 8 p.m., Eastern
Standard Time. You can also visit Iams on the Web at iams.com

SOURCE The Iams Company
-0- 12/23/1999
/CONTACT: Lara Strazdin of The Iams Company, 937-264-7591/
/Web site: iams.com /

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