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To: Ish who wrote (12908)	12/27/1999 7:07:00 PM
From: Edwarda	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 62549

This is a two part test; read both questions before checking your answers. >Q1: If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three >who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, >and she had syphilis; would you recommend that she have an abortion? > >(Read the next question before scrolling down to the answer of this >one.) > >Q2: It is time to elect the world leader, and your vote counts. Here are >the facts about the three leading candidates: > >Candidate A >Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists. >He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 >martinis a day. > >Candidate B >He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in >college and drinks a quart of whisky every evening. > >Candidate C >He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an >occasional beer and hasn't had any extramarital affairs. > >Which of these candidates would be your choice? >Decide first, no peeking, then scroll down for the answer. > >Question 2 first: > >Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt >Candidate B is Winston Churchill >Candidate C is Adolph Hitler > >Answer to the abortion question (Question 1) - >If you said yes to her having an abortion, you just killed Beethoven.