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To: The Rabbit who wrote (12959)	1/5/2000 1:07:00 AM
From: Arctic Trader	Respond to of 62549

A young man was walking on the beach one day and spied another man sunning himself on a beach towel. He noticed that the man's body was proportionately larger than his head and was caught staring when the sunning man opened his eyes. "I'm sorry," the young man said, "I don't mean to stare but I couldn't help but notice that your body and head are not in proportion." "Oh that," said the man. "Sit down and have a beer and I'll tell you the story about that. One day I was on this very beach and I saw a mermaid out there on the rocks combing her hair. I snuck out there and caught her and, as you might know, the mermaid must give you three wishes to be set free. I had always been a 97-pound-weaking type of fellow so I immediately wished for the body of Charles Atlas the body builder. So this was granted, and as you can see, I a well-built body. So I'm thinking I'll be able to get girls so I will need a place to take them - so I wished for a mansion on the beach and this is it behind us. So now all I needed was the girl, right? So I turned to this beautiful mermaid and told her I wished to make love to her. She apologized but could not accommodate me because from the waist down she was just a fish. So I said, 'Well can you gimme a little head?'"