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To: Barnabus who wrote (1318)	1/7/2000 3:28:00 PM
From: PCModem	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 2633

Diseases of the 21st Century [50 words exactly category] "While 'Boomers' suffered from mild hearing loss, especially persistent ringing in the ears, subsequent generations report a different problem: Clickitus, a persistent clicking noise believed to be derived from clicking noises of 'TV remotes' (devices used to change TV channels) and 'computer mice' (devices used to change computer channels)." PCM

To: Barnabus who wrote (1318)	1/14/2000 1:11:00 AM
From: Barnabus	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 2633

WHY WON'T THE CAR START, ELIZABETH? "Elizabeth!" "Yes, Henry." "Did you fill the gas with Ethyl?" "Yes, Henry." "Did you fill it with oil? "Yes, Henry." "How much did it take?" "17 1/2 gallons Henry." "How much gas did it take?" "1 quart Henry." "Hmmmmmmmm, I wonder why it won't start?" "I dunno, Henry."