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To: Edwarda who wrote (13067)	1/17/2000 10:51:00 PM
From: jgibbs	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

Probably a repeat: An older couple from New Jersey are on an auto trip when they are pulled over by a policeman in Maryland. The wife who is hard of hearing is driving. The cop asks her, "I need to see your license and registration." She turns to her husband and says, "What did he say?" "HE WANTS TO SEE YOUR LICENSE AND REGISTRATION." replies the husband. Looking at the license the cop says, "I see you're from New Jersey." "What did he say?" the wife asks her husband. "HE SAYS HE NOTICED YOU WERE FROM NEW JERSEY." The cop continues, "I once knew a girl from New Jersey. Worst sex I ever had." "What did he say?" she asks. Husband replies, "HE SAYS HE THINKS HE KNOWS YOU."