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To: Skeeter Bug who wrote (13196)	1/25/2000 10:06:00 PM
From: Karen Lawrence	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

WHAT IF DR. SEUSS WROTE A COMPUTER MANUAL? If a packet hits a pocket on a socket in the port and the bus is interrupted as a very last resort and the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort then the socket packet pocket has an error to report! If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash and the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash and your data is corrupted 'cause the index doesn't hash then your situation's hopeless and your system's gonna crash. If the label on the cable on the table at your house says the network is connected to the button on your mouse but your packets want to tunnel on another protocol that's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall and your screen is all distorted by the side affects of gauss so your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse then you may as well reboot - and go out with a bang 'cause as sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang. When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy on the disk And the microcode instructions cause unnecessary risk Then you have to flash your memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM Quickly turn off your computer, and be sure to tell your mom. -Author Unknown-