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To: Peter S. Maroulis who wrote (13229)	1/28/2000 1:10:00 AM
From: Gordon A. Langston	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 62558

> > Hillary Clifton died and went to heaven. As she stood in front of St. > > Peter > > at the Pearly Gates she saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. She asked, > > "What are all those clocks?" > > > > St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a > > Lie Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move." > > > > "Oh," said Hillary, "who's clock is that?" > > > > "That's Mother Terrazzo's. The hands have never moved indicating that she > > never told a lie." > > > > "Who's clock is that?" > > > > "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have only moved twice telling > > us > > that Be only told 2 lies in his entire life." > > > > "Where's Bill's clock?" Hillary asked. > > > > "Bill's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan." > >