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To: SteveJerseyShore who wrote (13235)	1/28/2000 5:00:00 PM
From: Tommy Hicks	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 62559

Two Eskimos, a big one and a little one, go to their local Alaskan convent with a question. The big one nudges the little one and says, "Go ahead, knock on the door, knock on the door." The Mother Superior answers the door. Again, the big Eskimo nudges the little one and says, "Go ahead, ask her the question, ask her the question." The little Eskimo timidly says, "May we speak with the midget nun that lives here please?" The Mother Superior answers, "There are no midget nuns living here." The big Eskimo starts nudging the little one again and says, "Go ahead, ask her the other question, ask her the other question." The little Eskimo asks in a quavering voice, "Well, are there any midget nuns in Alaska?" The Mother Superior responds uncertainly, "Why no, I don't believe so." With this the big Eskimo falls down and rolls on the ground, clutching his belly as he laughs uncontrollably. "See", he says to the little Eskimo, "I told you, you had sex with a penguin!"

To: SteveJerseyShore who wrote (13235)	1/28/2000 7:00:00 PM
From: Peter S. Maroulis	Respond to of 62559

Mickey was in a bar having a drink, and the barmaid was one sexy looking lady! He slapped a ten spot on the table and said, "I bet I can keep an eye on this drink while I go to the bathroom." She knew the bathroom was around the corner so she accepted the bet. He took his glass eye out, placed it beside the drink and went to the bathroom. "Betcha I can bite my own ear," Mickey challenged next. The bet was accepted. He took out his false teeth & nipped his ear. Once more he scooped up the money. "Okay," he said, "I'll give you a chance to win your money back. I bet I can make love to you so tenderly you won't feel a thing." Now that was one thing she knew about, so she accepted the bet. Mickey lifted her skirt & away they went. "I can feel you." she giggled. "Oh well," he screamed, "You win some, you lose some!!"