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To: CatLady who wrote (13247)	1/29/2000 10:33:00 PM
From: Edwarda	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 62562

Once again, oh, poster of great worth, we who know the temple of Isis cannot help succumbing to the temptation to let the lesser mortals in on the true secrets. <GGG> I posted the same thing here a while ago and laughed while I posted it. Great minds.....

To: CatLady who wrote (13247)	1/29/2000 10:46:00 PM
From: Starlight	Respond to of 62562

Okay, Cat Lady, here's a joke for football fans: John Madden was in Tampa to announce a football game one weekend when he noticed a special telephone near the Buccaneers' bench. He asked a nearby player what it was used for and was told it was a hotline to God." John asked if he could use it. The player told him " Sure, but it will cost you $100." John scratched his head, then thought. What the heck, I need a break picking games. He pulled out his wallet and paid $100. John was perfect that week. The next week John was in Tennessee when he noticed the same kind of Phone on the Titans bench. He asked what the telephone was for and was told, "It's a hotline to God, If you want to use it, it will cost you $100." Recalling last week, John pulled out his wallet and made the call. John was perfect that week. The next weekend John was in St. Louis at the Trans World Dome when he noticed the same kind of telephone by the Rams' bench. He asked Kurt Warner "Is that the hotline to God?" Kurt said, "Yes, but it will cost you 35 cents." John looked incredulously at Kurt and said. "Wait a second, I just paid $100 in Tampa and Tennessee to use the same phone to God! Why does St.Louis only charge 35 cents?" Kurt looked at John and replied, "In St. Louis, it's a local call."