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To: c.horn who wrote (13252)	1/30/2000 5:48:00 PM
From: Canuck Dave	Read Replies (3) \| Respond to of 62569

That's an old Will Rogers joke. Actually, are there any NEW Will Roger's jokes? What were some others of his? Oh yeah... "Americans are the only people who drive to the poorhouse." CD

To: c.horn who wrote (13252)	2/6/2000 1:17:00 PM
From: Edwarda	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 62569

RIDDLES: Q: How will history remember Bill Clinton? A: The President after Bush. Q: What's the difference between Bill Clinton and his dog Buddy? A: One tries to hump the leg of every woman in the White House, the other is a chocolate Lab. Q: What's the recipe for Clinton stew? A: A small weenie in hot water. Q: What did Clinton say when asked if he had used protection? A: "Sure, there was a guard standing right outside the door." Q: What's the difference between Clinton and a screwdriver? A: A screwdriver turns in screws, and Clinton screws interns...