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To: Edwarda who wrote (13334)2/6/2000 1:40:00 PM
From: c.horn  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 62551
 
Edwarda, You're a diamond in the ruff..<ggg>

You said I was sweet. What did you really mean? LOL!!

What Women Say and Really Mean




CAN'T WE JUST BE FRIENDS?
There is no way in hell I'm going to let any
part of your body touch
any part of mine, again.

I JUST NEED SOME SPACE.
... without you in it.

DO I LOOK FAT IN THIS DRESS?
We haven't had a fight in a while.

NO, PIZZA'S FINE.
... you cheap slob!

I JUST DON'T WANT A BOYFRIEND NOW.
I just don't want you as a boyfriend now.

I DON'T KNOW, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?
I can't believe you have nothing planned.

COME HERE.
My puppy does this, too.

I LIKE YOU, BUT...
I don't like you.

OF COURSE I LOVE YOU.
... just not in that way.

YOU NEVER LISTEN.
You never listen.

WE'RE MOVING TOO QUICKLY.
I'm not going to sleep with you until I find
out if this guy at the
gym has a girlfriend.

I'LL BE READY IN A MINUTE.
I'm ready, but I'm going to make you wait because
I know you will.

OH, NO, I'LL PAY FOR MYSELF.
I'm just being nice; there's no way I'm going
dutch.

OH YES!!! RIGHT THERE!!
Well, near there; I just want to get this over
with.

I'M JUST GOING OUT WITH THE GIRLS.
We're gonna get sloppy and make fun of you
and your friends.



To: Edwarda who wrote (13334)2/6/2000 2:00:00 PM
From: Fred McCutcheon  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 62551
 
<Q: How will history remember Bill Clinton?
A: The President after Bush.>

or perhaps: The President between Shrubs

Fred McCutcheon