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To: Kid Rock who wrote (13285)	2/2/2000 10:40:00 AM
From: Neenny	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 62562

Speaking of... OH...Shit Conversation between Lord & Taylor << Woman - What would you do if I died? Would you get married again? Man - Definitely not! Woman - Why not? Don't you like being married? Man - Of course I do. Woman - Then why wouldn't you remarry? Man - Okay, I'd get married again. Woman - You would? (with a hurtful look on her face) Man - (makes audible groan) Woman - Would you sleep with her in our bed? Man - Where else would we sleep? Woman - Would you put away my pictures & replace them with pictures of her? Man - That would seem like the proper thing to do. Woman - And would you let her use my golf clubs? Man - She can't use them, she's left handed. Woman - Silence. Man - Oh shit!