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To: Neenny who wrote (13286)2/2/2000 10:48:00 AM
From: SIer formerly known as Joe B.  Respond to of 62562
 
What's the difference between a human and a human being?

Who coined the phrase human being?

Should we refer to the deceased as human was?



To: Neenny who wrote (13286)2/6/2000 9:02:00 PM
From: Edwarda  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 62562
 
Three guys and a woman were sitting at the bar talking about their professions.

The first guy says, "I'm a YUPPIE, you know, Young, Urban, Professional."

The second guy says, "I'm a DINK, you know, Double Income, No Kids."

The third guy says, "I'm a RUB, you know, Rich, Urban, Banker."

They turn to the woman and ask her, "What are you?"

She replies, "I'm a WIFE, you know, Wash, Iron, Fuck, Etc."