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To: MrsNose who wrote (13426)	2/12/2000 10:25:00 AM
From: Exacctnt	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62550

Guy goes out drinking with a buddy after work. Several hours goes by and the guy gets shitfaced and pukes all over himself. He says to his buddy "I'm so screwed up, when I get home to the wife she will be pissed and will make my life miserable. I'm a drunk mess and I've puked on my shirt." His buddy says "no problem, got 20 bucks? Take the $20, put it in your shirt pocket and when you get home tell the wife some guy puked on your shirt and gave you $20 to get it cleaned". The guy thinks this is the perfect story, so they go back to drinking. About 3am the guy comes rolling in the front door and there is his wife waiting for him. She says "look at you, you pathetic drunk loser, you puked all over yourself!" The guy responds "no no, some drunk guy puked on my shirt and gave me $20 to get it cleaned, see look in my shirt pocket". The wife reaches in his pocket and pulls out two $20 bills and says "hey, there's 40 bucks here!!" "Oh yeah, he shit my pants too."