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To: SIer formerly known as Joe B. who wrote (13488)	2/19/2000 1:40:00 PM
From: Karen Lawrence	Read Replies (3) \| Respond to of 62549

That was interesting, Formerly. Until I saw the poster's word search, I hadn't known the "t" word was all that offensive. Aurally, it can be found in "custard" and "mustard". ~Pass the Grey Poupon, and I'll have flan.~

To: SIer formerly known as Joe B. who wrote (13488)	2/19/2000 10:28:00 PM
From: Peter S. Maroulis	Respond to of 62549

BOYS A heart is not a play thing, a heart is not a toy, but if you want it broken, Just give it to a boy. Boys they like to play with things To see what makes them run, But when it comes to kissing, They do it just for fun. Boys never give their hearts away They play us girls for fools, They wait untill we give our hearts And then they play it cool. You will wonder where he is a night You will wonder if hes true, One moment you will be happy, One moment you will be blue. If you get a chance to see him Your heart begins to dance Your life revolves around him, Theres nothing like romance. And then it starts to happen, You worry day and night You see, my friend, you're losing him It never turns out right. Boys are great, though immature The price you pay is high, He may seem sweet and gorgeous But remember, hes a guy. Don't fall in love with just a boy That takes alot of nerve. You see, my friend, you need a man To get what you deserve. So when you think that you're in love, Be careful if you can Before you give your heart away Make sure that hes a man. Girls There are many good things in life, like cars, money, and weed. But if you want something confusing, a girl is all you need. A girl doesn't say what she wants, but you're somehow supposed to know. If they want to do this or do that, stay here, stay there, or just go. Then there's the time, you all know what i mean, that monthly little joy. That lets them abuse the s*** out of you, just for being a boy. If you ever dare look at another girl, they seem to scream, go on, and panic. But watch how fast they ignore you, at the sight of that queer from Titanic. They give you questions like "Am i fat?", and "If you could go with one of my friends, who?". There is no answer, face the facts, you are definatly through. They take nothing and blow it up, and make a tremendous fuss. So girls, no matter what you think, you are just as hard to understand as us.

To: SIer formerly known as Joe B. who wrote (13488)	2/19/2000 10:35:00 PM
From: Peter S. Maroulis	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

Butt Prints In The Sand One night I had a wondrous dream, One set of footprints there was seen, The footprints of my precious Lord, But mine were not along the shore. But then some stranger prints appeared, And I asked the Lord, "What have we here?" Those prints are large and round and neat, "But Lord, they are too big for feet." "My child," He said in somber tones, "For miles I carried you alone. I challenged you to walk in faith, But you refused and made me wait." "You disobeyed, you would not grow, The walk of faith, you would not know, So I got tired, I got fed up, And there I dropped you on your butt." "Because in life, there comes a time, When one must fight, and one must climb, When one must rise and take a stand, Or leave their butt prints in the sand." -Author unknown