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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Edwarda who wrote (13503)	2/22/2000 3:38:00 PM
From: Karen Lawrence	Read Replies (3) \| Respond to of 62549

Dictionary for Women Airhead (erhed) n. What a woman intentionally becomes when pulled over by a policeman. Argument (argyoument) n. A discussion that occurs when you're right, but he just hasn't realized it yet. Balance the checkbook (balens da chekbuk) v. To go to the cash machine and hit "inquire". Bar-be-que (barbiq) n. You bought the groceries, washed the lettuce, chopped the tomatoes, diced the onions, marinated the meat and cleaned everything up, but, he, "made the dinner". Blonde jokes (blond joks) n. Jokes that are short so men can understand them. Clothes dryer (kloze driyer) n. An appliance designed to eat one sock of the pair. Diet Soda (dyit soda) n. A drink you buy at a convenience store to go with a pound of M&M chocolate covered peanuts. Eternity (eternitee) n. The last two minutes of a football game. Exercise (exersiz) v. To walk up and down a mall, occasionally resting to make a purchase. Grocery List (growseree list) n. What you spend half an hour writing, then forget to take with you to the store. Hair Dresser (hare dreser) n. Someone who is able to create a style you will never be able to duplicate again. See also "Magician". Hardware Store (hardwar stor) n. Similar to a black hole in space...if he goes in, he isn't coming out anytime soon. Lipstick (lipstik) n. On your lips, coloring to enhance the beauty of your mouth. On his collar, coloring only a tramp would wear...! Park (park) v./n. Before children, a verb meaning, "to go somewhere and neck". After children, a noun meaning a place with a swing set and slide. Patience (pashens) n. The most important ingredient for dating, marriage and children. See also "tranquilizers". Valentine's Day (valentinez dae) n. A day when you have dreams of a candlelight dinner, diamonds, and romance, but consider yourself lucky to get a card. Waterproof Mascara (wahtrpruf maskarah) n. Comes off if you cry, shower,or swim, but will not come off if you try to remove it. Zillion (zilyen) n. The number of times you ask someone to take out the trash, then end up doing it yourself anyway.