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To: Edwarda who wrote (13594)	2/28/2000 1:51:00 PM
From: Peter S. Maroulis	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 62552

"11 Reasons to Go to Work Naked" 1. Your boss is always yelling, "I wanna see your ass in here by 8:00!" 2. You can take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on your tan. 3. Inventive way to finally meet that hunk in Human Resources or whatever department. 4. "I'd love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants." 5. To stop those creepy guys in Marketing/Sales from looking down your blouse. 6. So you can see if it's just like the dream. 7. So that (with a little help from Muzak) you can add "Exotic Dancer" to your exaggerated resume. 8. People will stop stealing your pens after they've seen where you keep them. 9. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk. 10. Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning. 11. No one will steal your chair.