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To: Rainy_Day_Woman who wrote (13689)	3/5/2000 1:55:00 PM
From: Thomas M.	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

To: Rainy_Day_Woman who wrote (13689)	3/5/2000 3:01:00 PM
From: Edwarda	Respond to of 62549

ENGINEERS Q: What is the definition of an engineer? A: Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had, in a way you don't understand. Q: When does a person decide to become an engineer? A: When he realizes he doesn't have the charisma to be an undertaker. Q: What do engineers use for birth control? A: Their personalities. Q: How can you tell an extroverted engineer? A: When he talks to you, he looks at your shoes instead of his own. Q: Why did the engineers cross the road? A: Because they looked in the file and that's what they did last year. Q: How do you drive an engineer completely insane? A: Tie him to a chair, stand in front of him, and fold up a road map the wrong way.

To: Rainy_Day_Woman who wrote (13689)	3/5/2000 5:43:00 PM
From: John Carragher	Respond to of 62549

Stay Away "Uh Oh!" said an ardent young man reading a letter. His friend, standing near him, said, "Bad news?" "Disturbing news, anyway," said the young man. "It's from someone who says if I don't stay away from his wife, he'll kill me." "In that case, if I were you, I would stay away from his wife." "Gladly, but whose wife do I stay away from? The letter is anonymous."