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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: John Carragher who wrote (13710)	3/8/2000 12:14:00 PM
From: Peter S. Maroulis	Read Replies (6) \| Respond to of 62554

(repeat - perhaps) A wife, arriving home from a shopping trip, was horrified to find her husband in bed with a lovely young woman. Just as the wife was about to storm out of the house, her husband stopped her with these words: Before you leave, I want you to hear how all this came about... Driving home along the highway, I saw this young woman looking tired and bedraggled, so I brought her home and made her a meal from the roast beef you had forgotten about in the refrigerator. She had only some worn sandals on her feet, so I gave her a pair of good shoes you had discarded because they had gone out of style. She was cold so I gave her a sweater I bought you for your birthday that you never wore because the color didn't suit you.. Her pants were worn out so I gave her a pair of yours that were perfectly good, but too small for you now. Then, when she was about to leave the house, she paused and asked: "Is there anything else your wife doesn't use anymore?"