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To: John Carragher who wrote (13857)	3/21/2000 7:51:00 AM
From: John Carragher	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 62549

18 Reasons Golf is Better than Sex 18- You don't have to sneak your golf magazines into the house. 17- If you are having trouble with golf, it's perfectly acceptable to pay a professional golfer to show you how to improve your technique. 16- The Ten Commandments don't say anything about golf. 15- If your partner takes any pictures or videotapes of you golfing, you don't have to worry about them showing up on the Internet if you later become famous. 14- Your golf partner won't keep asking questions about other partners you've golfed with. 13- It's perfectly respectable to golf with a total stranger you happen to meet at the golf course. 12- You can put yourself through college on a golf scholarship and earn a varsity letter in golf. 11- When you see a really good golfer, you don't have to feel guilty about imagining the two of you golfing together. 10- If your regular golf partner isn't available, he/she won't object if you golf with someone else. 9- Nobody will ever tell you that you can go blind if you golf by yourself. 8- When dealing with a golf pro, you never have to worry if it's really an undercover cop. 7- You don't have to go to a sleazy shop in a seedy neighborhood to buy golf equipment. 6- You can have a golf calendar on your wall at the office, tell golf jokes And invite co-workers to golf with you without getting sued for harassment. 5- There's no such thing as a GTD (golf transmitted disease). 4- If you want to watch golf on television, you don't have to subscribe to a premium cable channel. 3- Nobody expects you to promise to golf with just one partner for the rest of your life, then give up the game if your partner loses interest in golfing. 2- You don't have to be a newlywed to plan a vacation primarily for the purpose of golfing. And the #1 reason why golf is better than sex: 1- Your golf partner will never say, "What? We just golfed last week! Is that all you ever think about?"