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To: Mike 2.0 who wrote (13933)	3/27/2000 4:02:00 PM
From: Barney	Respond to of 62550

The Wonderful Son In Law ------------------------- A gentleman, fresh out of gift ideas, bought his mother-in-law a large plot in an expensive cemetary. On her next birthday, he bought her nothing. She was quick to comment loud and long on his thoughtlessness. The gentleman said only one thing - "Well, you haven't used the gift I gave you last year."

To: Mike 2.0 who wrote (13933)	3/27/2000 4:05:00 PM
From: Barney	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62550

Can I Get A Witness? A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father, who was a Rabbi, if they could discuss the use of the car. His father took him to his study and said to him, "I'll make a deal with you. You bring your grades up, study your bible a little and get your hair cut and we'll discuss it." After about a month the boy came back and again asked his father if they could discuss use of the car. They again went to the father's study where his father said, "Son, I've been real proud of you. You have brought your grades up, you've studied your bible diligently, but you didn't get your hair cut!" The young man waited a moment and replied, "You know Dad, I've been thinking about that. You know, Samson had long hair, Abraham had long hair, Noah had long hair, and even Moses had long hair...." "Yes, my son, and they WALKED every where they went!"