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To: SIer formerly known as Joe B. who wrote (14151)	4/24/2000 10:56:00 AM
From: Barney	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

The Worlds 19 Shortest Books.... **************************** 19. Al Gore: The Wild Years 18. Amelia Earhart's Guide to the Pacific Ocean 17. America's Most Popular Lawyers 16. Career Opportunities for History Majors 15. Detroit - A Travel Guide 14. Different Ways to Spell "Bob" 13. Dr. Kevorkian's Collection of Motivational Speeches 12. Easy UNIX 11. Ethiopian Tips on World Dominance 10. Everything Men Know About Women 9. Everything Women Know About Men 8. French Hospitality 7. George Foreman's Big Book of Baby Names 6. How to Sustain a Musical Career by Art Garfunkel 5. Mike Tyson's Guide to Dating Etiquette and Fine Dining 4. One Hundred and One Spotted Owl Recipes by the EPA 3. Staple Your Way to Success 2. The Amish Phone Book And the number one World's Shortest Book: 1. The Engineer's Guide to Fashion Honorary mentions: * Good American beers: An overview * The Ultimate List of Good English Lovers * The German book of humor * Popular AOL- users on the net

To: SIer formerly known as Joe B. who wrote (14151)	4/24/2000 11:03:00 AM
From: Barney	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

The Multi-Talented Job Seeker . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Job Seeker: "I'm looking for a job as a consultant." HR Manager: "I'm sorry, we already have enough cosultants." Seeker: "That's ok, with my experience, I can be an advisor." HR Manager: "Umm... More than we can use already." Seeker, getting desperate: "I'm not proud, I can do paperwork, I'll be a clerk, If you have too many, I'll start as a janitor." HR Manager: "It just doesn't seem that we have any openings for a person with your qualifications." Seeker, rising and angrily yelling, "To work for you I'd have to be a low life, belly crawling, double dealing jerk!" HR Manager: "Well, you didn't say you were an attorney, have a seat, we may have an opening."

To: SIer formerly known as Joe B. who wrote (14151)	4/24/2000 11:15:00 PM
From: Karen Lawrence	Read Replies (4) \| Respond to of 62549

A Cowboy meets an Indian herding sheep in the Black Hills. Cowboy: "Hey, cool dog you got there. Mind if I speak to him?" Indian: "Dog don't talk." Cowboy: "Hey dog, how's it going?" Dog: "Doin' all right." Indian: (Look of shock!) Cowboy: "Is this Indian your owner?" (pointing at the Indian) Dog: "Yep." Cowboy: "How does he treat you?" Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the lake once a week to play." Indian: (Look of total disbelief) Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your horse?" Indian: "Horse no talk." Cowboy: "Hey horse, how's it going?" Horse: "Cool." Indian: (Extreme look of shock!) Cowboy: "Is this your owner?" (pointing to the Indian) Horse: "Yep." Cowboy: "How's he treat you?" Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking, he rides me brushes me down often, and keeps me in a lean-to to protect me from the elements." Indian: (Look of total amazement) Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?" Indian: "Sheep lie."