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To: CO who wrote (14162)	4/25/2000 12:35:00 PM
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> Subject: Fw: Dating > > > > > > > > > A man is dating three women and wants to decide > > > > which to marry. > > > > He decides to give them a test. He gives each > > > > woman a present of $5000 and > > > > watches to see what they do with the money. > > > > The first does a total makeover. She goes to a > > > > fancy beauty salon, gets her > > > > hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits > > > > and dresses up very > > > > nicely for the man. She tells him that she has > > > > done this to be more > > > > attractive for him because she loves him so much. > > > > The man was impressed. > > > > The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She > > > > gets him a new set of > > > > golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and > > > > some expensive clothes. > > > > As she presents these gifts, she tell him that she > > > > has spent all the money > > > > on him because she loves him so much. Again, the > > > > man is impressed. > > > > The third invests the money in the stock market. She > > > > earns several times the > > > > $5000. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests > > > > the remainder in a joint > > > > account. She tells him that she wants to save for > > > > their future because she > > > > loves him so much. Obviously, the man was > > > > impressed. > > > > The man thought for a long time about what each > > > > woman had done with the > > > > money, and then he married the one with the largest > > > > breasts. > > >