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To: Carolyn who wrote (14166)	4/25/2000 7:59:00 PM
From: levy	Respond to of 62549

Why is Bill Clinton so reluctant to decide the fate of Elian Gonzalez? Because the last time he made a decision about where to put a Cuban ...he was almost impeached.

To: Carolyn who wrote (14166)	4/25/2000 9:59:00 PM
From: sandintoes	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 62549

Subject: Bears humor A bear walks into a bar in Billings, Montana and sits down. He bangs on the bar with his paw and demands a beer. The bartender approaches and says, "We don't serve beer to bears in bars in Billings." The bear, becoming angry, demands again that he be served a beer. The bartender tells him again, more forcibly, "We don't serve beer to belligerent beers in bars in Billings." The bear, very angry now, says, "If you don't serve me a beer, I'm going to eat that lady sitting at the end of the bar." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings." The bear goes to the end of the bar, and as promised, eats the woman. He comes back to his seat and again demands a beer. The bartender states, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings that are on drugs." The bear says, "I'm not on drugs." The bartender says, "You are now. That was a barbitchyouate."