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To: sandintoes who wrote (14168)	4/25/2000 10:04:00 PM
From: Carolyn	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

Oh no! LOL!

To: sandintoes who wrote (14168)	4/26/2000 8:20:00 AM
From: John Carragher	Read Replies (6) \| Respond to of 62549

"PRISON vs. WORK.....THERE'S A DIFFERENCE?" > >>>> > >>>>IN PRISON.......You spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell.. > >>>>AT WORK........You spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle.. > >>>> > >>>>IN PRISON.......You get three meals a day.. > >>>>AT WORK........You get a break for 1 meal and you have to pay for it.. > >>>> > >>>>IN PRISON.......You get time off for good behavior.. > >>>>AT WORK........You get rewarded for good behavior with more work.. > >>>> > >>>> > >>>>IN PRISON.......A guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.. > >>>>AT WORK........You must carry around a security card and unlock and open > >>>>all > >>>>the doors yourself.. > >>>> > >>>> > >>>>IN PRISON........You can watch TV and play games.. > >>>>AT WORK.........You get fired for watching TV and playing games.. > >>>> > >>>> > >>>> > >>>>IN PRISON.......You get your own toilet.. > >>>>AT WORK........You have to share.. > >>>> > >>>>IN PRISON.......They allow your family and friends to visit.. > >>>>AT WORK........You cannot even speak to your family and friends.. > >>>> > >>>>IN PRISON.......All expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work > >required.. > >>>>AT WORK........You get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then > >they > >>>>deduct taxes from you salary to pay for prisoners.. > >>>> > >>>>IN PRISON.......You spend most of your life looking through bars from > >>>>inside > >>>>wanting to get out.. > >>>>AT WORK........You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go > >>>>inside > >>>>bars.. > >>>> > >>>> > >>>> > >>>>IN PRISON......There are wardens who are often sadistic.. > >>>>AT WORK.......They are called supervisors. > >>>> > >>>> > >>>>IN PRISON.......You have unlimited time to read e-mail jokes.. > >>>>AT WORK........You get fired if you get caught.. > >>>> > >>>>NOW GET BACK TO WORK!