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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: E who wrote (14287)	5/7/2000 11:14:00 AM
From: Edwarda	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62562

> >A blonde had just totaled her car in a horrific accident. Miraculously, >she managed to pry herself from the wreckage without a scratch and was >applying fresh lipstick when the state trooper arrived. "My God!" the >trooper gasped. > >"Your car looks like an accordion that was stomped on by an elephant. Are >you OK ma'am?" > >"Yes, officer, I'm just fine!" the blonde chirped. > >"Well, how in the world did this happen?" the officer asked as he >surveyed the wrecked car. > >"Officer, it was the strangest thing!" the blonde began. "I was driving >along this road when from out of nowhere this TREE pops up in front of >me. So I swerved to the right, and there was another tree! I swerved to >the left and there was ANOTHER tree! I swerved to the right and there was >another tree! I swerved to the left and there was ..." >"Uh, ma'am," the officer said, cutting her off. "There isn't a tree on >this road for 30 miles. That was your air freshener swinging back and >forth."