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To: Edwarda who wrote (14338)	5/8/2000 11:23:00 AM
From: SIer formerly known as Joe B.	Respond to of 62558

My newest idea for land conservation: Combine golf courses and cemetaries! Tombstones would have to be 100 feet or more from the greens. Mourners would be required to stay off the fairways and stay on the cart paths for their own safety.

To: Edwarda who wrote (14338)	5/8/2000 11:33:00 AM
From: SIer formerly known as Joe B.	Respond to of 62558

Go to: hondajoymachine.com Click "reel A video clips" Click "6 dog" (any size) Laugh

To: Edwarda who wrote (14338)	5/8/2000 5:22:00 PM
From: E	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 62558

Sociobiology joke, my favorite kind: >A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this >absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the >husband >a big kiss, tells him she'll see him later, and walks away. His wife >glares >at him and says, "Who was that??!!" "Oh," replies the husband, "that was >my >mistress." The wife says, "That's it; I want a divorce." "I understand," >replies her husband, "but, remember, if you get a divorce, there will be >no >more shopping trips to Paris, no wintering in the Caribbean, no Infinity >or >Lexus in the garage, and no more Country Club. But the decision is yours." >Just then the wife notices Jim, a friend of theirs, entering the restaurant with >gorgeous woman. "Who's that woman with Jim? " she asks. "That's his >mistress," replies her husband. "Ours is prettier," says the wife.