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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Edwarda who wrote (14424)	5/10/2000 2:46:00 PM
From: The Rabbit	Read Replies (3) \| Respond to of 62550

Boy, I wish I could get my wife to perform on demand! And I'm a rabbit!

To: Edwarda who wrote (14424)	5/11/2000 9:40:00 AM
From: Big Al	Read Replies (5) \| Respond to of 62550

This is the way I heard the joke years ago. After making woman, the Lord called Adam to him, and said, "It is time for you and Eve to begin the process of populating the Earth, so I want you to start by kissing Eve." Adam answered, "Yes Lord, but what's a 'kiss'?" So the Lord gave Adam a brief description and Adam then took Eve by the hand, behind a nearby bush. A few minutes later, Adam emerged, and said, "Lord, that was enjoyable." And the Lord replied, "Yes, Adam, I thought you'd enjoy that, and now I'd like you to caress Eve." And Adam said, "Lord, what's a 'caress'?" So the Lord gave Adam a brief description and Adam went again behind the bush with Eve. Quite a few minutes later, Adam returned, smiling, and said, "Lord, that was even better than the kiss." And the Lord said, "You've done well, Adam, and now I want you to make love to Eve." And Adam said, "Lord, what's 'making love'?" So the Lord again gave Adam directions, and Adam went to Eve, behind the bush. After a while, Adam returned smiling from ear to ear. "Lord, that was fantastic, by far the best yet." And the Lord said, "You have done very well Adam, But where is Eve?" Adam Replied, "She has gone down to the river to clean herself up Lord." "Adam, quick! You have got to stop her! We'll never get the smell off the fish!"