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To: sandintoes who wrote (14990)	6/14/2000 5:06:00 PM
From: Tomato	Read Replies (3) \| Respond to of 62549

>Once upon a time, there were 3 little pigs. The straw pig, the stick > pig, > > > >and the brick pig. > > > > > > > >One day this nasty old wolf came up to the straw pigs house and said, > > >"I'm gonna huff, and puff and blow your house down." > > > > > > > > And he did! > > > > > > > >So the straw pig went running over to the stick pig's house and said > "Let > > > >me in, please, the wolf just blew down my house!!" So the stick pig > let > > the > > > >straw pig in. > > > > > > > >Then the wolf showed up and said, "I'm gonna huff and puff and blow > > your house down!" > > > > > > > >And he did! > > > > > > > >The straw pig and the stick pig went running over to the brick pig's > > >house and said "Let us in! The wolf just blew down our houses and we're > > > >scared!!!" > > > >So the brick pig let them in. > > > > > > > >The wolf caught up with them and said "I'm gonna huff, and puff and > blow > > your house down." While he was huffing and puffing, the straw pig and > the > > stick pig were so scared! > > But the brick pig picked up the phone and called a friend. A few > > minutes > > passed and all of a sudden this big, black stretch limo drove up. > > > > > > > >Out came two massive pigs in pin striped suits and fedoras. These huge > > >pigs came over to the wolf and grabbed him by the neck and beat the > living > > >shit out of him. > > > > Then, One of them pulled out a gun and fired into the wolf's mouth. > > Then they left the wolf dead, got back into their limo and drove off. > > > > > > > >The straw pig and the stick pig were amazed!!! > > > >They asked the brick pig,"Who the hell were those guys? > > > > > > > >And the brick pig said Oh, those are my cousins...the Guinea Pigs

To: sandintoes who wrote (14990)	6/24/2000 11:04:00 PM
From: levy	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 62549

Two beggars are sitting on a park bench in Mexico City. One is holding a cross and one a Star of David. Both are holding hats to collect contributions. People walk by, lift their noses at the man with the Star of David and drop money in the hat held by the man with the cross. Soon the hat of the man with the cross is filled and the hat of the man with the star of David is empty. A priest watches and then approaches the men. He turns to the man with the Star of David and says: "Young man. Don't you realize that this is a Catholic country? You'll never get any contributions in this country holding a Star of David." And he walks off. The man with the Star of David turns to the man with the cross and says: "Moishe, can you imagine, this guy is trying to tell us how to run our business."