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To: John Carragher who wrote (14993)	6/15/2000 1:29:00 PM
From: E	Read Replies (3) \| Respond to of 62549

This blonde really wanted to go ice fishing. She'd seen many books on >the subject, and finally, after getting all the necessary tools >together, she made for the nearest frozen lake. After positioning > her comfy footstool, she started to make a circular cut in the ice. >Suddenly--from the sky---a voice boomed, >"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!" > >Startled, the blonde moved further down the ice, poured a >Thermos of cappuccino, and began to cut yet another hole. > Again, from the heavens, the voice bellowed, >"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!" > >The Blonde, now quite worried, moved way down to the opposite >end of the ice, set up her stool, and tried again to cut her hole. >The voice came once more, even louder: >"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!" > >She stopped, looked skyward, and said, " Is that you, Lord?" > The voice replied, >"NO, THIS IS THE ICE RINK MANAGER!

To: John Carragher who wrote (14993)	6/15/2000 6:55:00 PM
From: Goalie	Respond to of 62549

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