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To: Karen Lawrence who wrote (15072)	6/20/2000 12:51:00 PM
From: Guardian	Respond to of 62569

<Didn't Dave have some missing fingers?> You have a good memory. yes, he did. I had forgotten that. H was a great storyteller in the humor genre and a master of dialects--very upscale from his competitor benny hill. I wish PBS would rerun his short-lived series.

To: Karen Lawrence who wrote (15072)	6/20/2000 8:25:00 PM
From: John Messbauer	Read Replies (3) \| Respond to of 62569

Luke's wife bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look many years younger. After a lengthy sitting in front the mirror applying the "miracle" products she asked, "Honey, honestly what age would you say I am?" Looking her over very carefully, Luke replied, "Judging from your skin, twenty; your hair, eighteen; and your figure, twenty-five." "Oh, you flatterer!" she gushed. "And now," Luke interrupted. "Adding them up, I have to say --"