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To: Barney who wrote (15114)	6/23/2000 2:00:00 AM
From: Barney	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62567

PLAYIN' TRUCKER A mother, frustrated at her attempts to get any house work done with her 8 year old son constantly underfoot, handed him a bag of M&M's and told him to go outside and play. An hour or so later, having finished the housework, she went to the window to check on her son, to find him sitting on the front steps, the bag of M&M's in one hand and the cat in the other. Curious as to what he was doing, she decided to watch for a minute, only to see her sweet little 8 year old pop a couple of M&M's in his mouth, bite the cat and move down a step. Heading for the door to yell at him and ask him just what the hell he was doing, she saw him repeat the process: Pop a couple of M&M's in his mouth, bite the cat and move down another step. She finally made it out the door and, yelling at her son, asked him what he was doing, to which he replied in his sweet little 8 year old voice: "I'm playin' trucker, mommy!! Poppin' pills, eatin' pussy and movin' on!!".

To: Barney who wrote (15114)	6/23/2000 6:34:00 PM
From: John Messbauer	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 62567

A man walked into a dress shop and told the clerk he wanted to buy a surprise formal evening gown for his wife. "What size?" asked the clerk. The man shrugged blankly. Trying to help, the clerk inquired, "Well then, what are your wife's measurements?" The man thought for a moment. "Small, medium, and large and in that order." ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ An old man and an old woman are sitting in a nursing home and the old man says "I bet you can't guess how old I am." The old woman says "Okay, unzip your pants." The old man unzips his pants and the woman sticks here hand in and plays around for a minute, she pulls her hand out and says "You're 89." The old man looks at her incredulously and asks "How did you know that?" The old woman says "You told me yesterday!" ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ A wife went in to see a therapist and said, "I've got a big problem, doctor." "Every time we're in bed and my husband climaxes, he lets out this earsplitting yell." "My dear," the doctor said, "that's completely natural. I don't see what the problem is." "The problem is," she complained, "It wakes me up!"