Silicon Investor (SI) -- The First Internet Community

STOCKTALK

We've detected that you're using an ad content blocking browser plug-in or feature. Ads provide a critical source of revenue to the continued operation of Silicon Investor. We ask that you disable ad blocking while on Silicon Investor in the best interests of our community. If you are not using an ad blocker but are still receiving this message, make sure your browser's tracking protection is set to the 'standard' level.

Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: John Messbauer who wrote (15133)	6/23/2000 7:25:00 PM
From: Jacques Chitte	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 62568

An old-timer sees the doctor for a physical. He gets good marks for his health. The doctor asks him, a formality really, if there is anything he'd like to discuss. "Yes", confides the old fellow. "Could you lower my sex drive, Doc?" The doctor is astounded. "You're eighty-four years old! And you want me to LOWER your sex drive?" "Yes, Doctor! It is most urgent." Still at a loss, the doctor asks "So what do you want me to do about it? "Lower it. Please!" "HOW do you want me to lower it?" "By about three feet. You see, Doc, lately it's been all in my head!"

To: John Messbauer who wrote (15133)	6/25/2000 11:16:00 AM
From: Peter S. Maroulis	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 62568

Another lawyer joke! A local United Way office realized that it had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute. "Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $500,000, you give not a penny to charity. Wouldn't you like to give back to the community in some way?" The lawyer mulled this over for a moment and replied, "First, did your research also show that my mother is dying after a long illness, and has medical bills that are several times her annual income?" Embarrassed, the United Way rep mumbled, "Um...no." "--or that my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair?" The stricken United Way rep began to stammer out an apology but was interrupted, "--or that my sister's husband died in a traffic accident," the lawyer's voice rising in indignation, "leaving her penniless with three children?!" The humiliated United Way rep, completely beaten, said simply, "I had no idea..." On a roll, the lawyer cut him off once again: "--so if I don't give any money to them, why should I give any to you?!?"