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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: John Messbauer who wrote (15230)7/2/2000 10:36:33 PM
From: Susan G  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 62569
 
How to get rid of a telemarketer...

In your sexiest voice, ask "what are you wearing?"
Not only does it work, but your number gets put on a crazy list and the number of calls will diminish the more you use it.

Answer "I'm on home incarceration. Could you please bring around a case of beer and some chips?"

Say "Know what? I'm naked. I'll listen if you talk dirty to me". This is my response to both men and women..I've had numerous hang ups and one guy who said "honey, is that you?"

Answer "I'm 12. My parents are in Brazil. We don't expect them back anytime soom. Happy to buy anything."

from Technology Investor magazine, believe it or not!



To: John Messbauer who wrote (15230)7/6/2000 12:53:35 AM
From: Karen Lawrence  Respond to of 62569
 
A linguistics professor was lecturing to his class one day. "In English," he said, "A double negative forms a positive. In some languages, though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative."

A voice from the back of the room piped up, "Yeah, right." .


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