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To: MrsNose who wrote (15481)	7/30/2000 8:52:44 PM
From: MrsNose	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 62550

> A honeymooning couple is in the Watergate Hotel in > Washington. > > The bride is concerned about the room being bugged. > > The groom says, "I'll look for a bug." > > He looks behind the drapes, behind the pictures, under the > rug. "A-HA!" Under the rug was a disc with four screws. He > gets his Swiss army knife, unscrews the screws, and throws > them and the disc out the window. > > The next morning, the hotel manager asks the newlyweds, "How > was your room? How was the service? How was your stay at the > Watergate Hotel?" > > The groom says, "Why are you asking me all of these > questions?" > > The hotel manager says, "Well, the room under you complained > of the chandelier falling on them!"

To: MrsNose who wrote (15481)	7/30/2000 9:02:22 PM
From: Shoot1st	Respond to of 62550

I'll keep that one for future use....very good. Shootie

To: MrsNose who wrote (15481)	8/1/2000 1:41:09 AM
From: Richnorth	Respond to of 62550

Just a few more additions to Reasons Why English Is Hard To Learn> >22) If you don't know what I am after, then you will know what I am after, after I am gone. > 23 He effects the desired changes by exploiting the side effects of that drug. > 24 The party members decided to table a resolution at that round table. > 25 They, standing near the bow of the ship, bow to the man wearing that most colorful bow. > 26 He must be a dope not to know how to use the latest dope to dope that tough nut. > 27 That log is a favorite perch for those who fish for perch over there. > 28 A teacher trains the minds while a stationmaster minds the trains. > 29 A student cracks the books while a pimp books the cracks. > 30 Changes in the weather will eventually weather all rocks. > 31 It takes courage and patience to weather stormy weather in one's life. >32 They dispatch the message with great dispatch.