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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Ian@SI who wrote (15631)	8/10/2000 9:01:38 AM
From: Ian@SI	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62550

> > >> A murderer, imprisoned for life, broke free after 15 years and was on > > >> the run. He broke into a house and tied up the young couple he found > > >> in the bedroom; the man to a chair on one side of the room and his > > >> wife to the bed. The helpless husband watched the criminal get on the bed, > > >> straddle his wife and start to nuzzle her neck. His wife started to > > >> move her head violently, at which the man got up and left the room. > > >> > > >> The husband squirmed the chair across the room to his young wife and > > >> hissed, "Darling, I saw him kissing you. He probably hasn't seen a > > >> woman in years. Please cooperate. If he wants to have sex, just go > > >> along with it and even pretend you like it. Whatever you do don't > > >> fight him or make him mad. Our lives may depend on it!" > > >> > > >> "Darling," the wife said, spitting out her gag. "I'm so relieved you > > >> feel that way. He wasn't kissing me, he was whispering to me. He told > > >> me he thinks you're really cute and asked if we kept the Vaseline in > > >> the bathroom."