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To: Susan G who wrote (16033)	9/6/2000 4:25:40 PM
From: The Rabbit	Respond to of 62549

You forgot... If you are anal-retentive, please hold.

To: Susan G who wrote (16033)	9/6/2000 10:06:08 PM
From: sandintoes	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 62549

LOL I kept pressing 9, but no one answered! Top 10 Signs Your PC Is Expecting This week, researchers at Brandeis University in Waltham, Massachusetts, became grandparents - in a manner of speaking. They taught a computer some basic evolutionary rules and then watched as it created and gave birth to robotic offspring with minimal human help. The top ten signs your computer is expecting! 1. Sweet Cravings Not only does it clean out the Cookies folder, but it orders pints of Ben and Jerry's from Kozmo.com when you're not there. 2. Morning Sickness Hard drive makes retching sounds every a.m. and then crashes. 3. Temper, Temper Error messages change from warnings such as "Unexpected Application Error" to "What the Hell Do You Think You're Doing?" 4. Party Time Windows Registry throws a baby shower. 5. May I Help You? Perky, animated paper clip changes to a perky, animated diaper pin. 6. Pastel PC Desktop is redecorated in blue and pink tones. 7. Growing Pains Unidentified file in Config folder keeps getting bigger every day. 8. Time's Up Biological clock in lower right-hand corner finally stops ticking. 9. Child-Bearing Hips Windows PC starts to look suspiciously like an oh-so-rounded iMac. 10. New Operating System OS/Gyn.