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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: GROUND ZERO™ who wrote (16135)	9/13/2000 2:21:37 AM
From: Barney	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62552

In Honor of Those Brave Folks in Law Enforcement Police One-Liners: = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = "Warning? You want a warning? Okay, I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket." "So you don't know how fast you were going. I guess that means I can write anything I want on the ticket, huh?" "You can't outrun a radio." "Every dog has it's day. Good dogs have two." "No,we don't have quotas anymore. We used to have quotas but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we want." "Take your hands off the car and I'll make your birth certificate a worthless document." "If its worth stopping, its worth writing." "Yo! Listen with your ears, not with your mouth." "Life's tough. It's tougher if you're stupid." "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?" "Your life is not my fault." "And just how big were those two beers?" "Law enforcement! It's not a spectator sport." "God made tomorrow for the crooks we don't catch today."