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To: Barney who wrote (16298)	9/27/2000 4:22:42 AM
From: arnold silver	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62558

And Moses looked upon the Lord and said, "We are your chosen people and you want us to cut the tips off our WHAT?!"

To: Barney who wrote (16298)	9/27/2000 9:41:52 AM
From: Mike 2.0	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62558

From A+ comedy website:http://www.topfive.com : Top 5 Actual Hollywood Movie Pitches 5."She's a young girl possessed by the Prince of Darkness. He's a bitter priest who's struggling to maintain his crumbling faith. And they're on a collision course for wacky hijincks!!!" 4."A wealthy bachelor fights crime while wearing a skin-tight rubber suit and cape. He has a young male sidekick, also in a skin-tight rubber suit and cape -- but they're just heterosexual friends, honest." 3."Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan fall in love despite having nothing at all in common - AGAIN." 2."Okay, so THIS time Adam Sandler plays a goofy but lovable loser..." and the Number 1 Actual Hollywood Movie Pitch... 1."Sylvester Stallone stars as a... Hey! Where are you going?"