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To: sandintoes who wrote (16322)	9/29/2000 10:21:21 AM
From: Barney	Respond to of 62558

The not necessarily prepared student sat in his life science classroom staring at a question on the final exam paper. The question directed: "Give four advantages of breast milk." What to write? He sighed, and began to scribble whatever came into his head, hoping for the best: 1. No need to boil. 2. Cats can't steal it. 3. Available whenever necessary. Ummm... So far so good ... maybe.........But the exam demanded a four part answer. Again, what to write? Once more, he sighed. He frowned. He scowled, then sighed again. But suddenly, he brightened. He grabbed his pen, and triumphantly, he scribbled his definitive answer: 4. Available in attractive containers.

To: sandintoes who wrote (16322)	10/1/2000 11:50:26 PM
From: xclently	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62558

At 85 years, Morris marries a lovely 25-year-old woman. Because her new husband is so old, the woman decides that on their wedding night, they should have separate bedrooms. She is concerned that the old fellow could over exert himself. After the wedding festivities, she prepares herself for bed and for the knock on the door she is expecting. Sure enough, the knock comes and there is her 85-year-old groom ready for action. They unite in conjugal bliss and all goes well, whereupon he takes his leave of her and she prepares to go to sleep for the night. After a few minutes, there's a knock on the door and there old Morris is again ready for more action. Somewhat surprised, she consents to further coupling, which is again successful. The octogenarian once again bids her a fond good night and leaves. She is certainly ready for slumber at this point, and after a few more minutes, is close to sleep. But for the third time, there is a knock at the door and there he is again-- fresh as a 25-year-old and ready for more. Again they ravish one another. As they're basking in the afterglow, the young bride says to him, "I am thoroughly impressed that at your age you have enough juice to go at it three times. I've been with guys less than half your age who were only good for one time. You're a great lover, Morris." Morris, looks at her her and says, "You mean I was here already?" ******************************************************************************** (and you thought the babes were alway in it for the inheritance ; - }~) P.S. (reply to previous message) I was going to take the test on procrastination, but I saw that it took 20 to 40 minutes...so maybe i will try it later... DID I PASS?** >>>Lets see just how bright this group is..... queendom.com;