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To: U Up U Down who wrote (38711)10/4/2000 11:05:04 AM
From: U Up U Down  Respond to of 43080
 
This is funny, had to share.
To: Neocon who wrote (42406)
From: e-Bill
Wednesday, Oct 4, 2000 11:01 AM ET
Reply # of 42431

Next time he is asked about foreign policy, he should tell this joke:

A squad of American soldiers was patrolling along the Iraqi
border. To their surprise, they found the badly mangled dead
body of an Iraqi soldier in a ditch along the road.

A short distance up the road, they found a badly mangled
American soldier, still barely alive, in a ditch on the other side
of the road. They ran to him, cradled his blood-covered head,
and asked him what happened.

"Well," he whispered, "I was walking down this road armed to
the teeth. I came across this heavily armed Iraqi border guard. I
looked him right in the eye and shouted, 'Saddam Hussein is an
unprincipled, lying bastard!" He looked me right in the eye and
shouted back, "Bill Clinton is an unprincipled, lying bastard!" We
were standing there shaking hands when the truck hit us."
Message 14509722



To: U Up U Down who wrote (38711)10/4/2000 3:38:28 PM
From: U Up U Down  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 43080
 
Oracle Affirms Strong Outlook

REDWOOD SHORES, Calif. (Reuters) - Computer software company
Oracle Corp. (NasdaqNM:ORCL - news) on Wednesday said it sees strong
sales and earnings in the current fiscal quarter and the year ahead, reaffirming
comments made to analysts the day before.

``There has been no change in the outlook for Oracle's financial results in the
current fiscal quarter and its full fiscal year,'' said Oracle Chief Financial
Officer Jeff Henley in a statement.

Henley said the coming year is ``going to be a terrific year,'' as Oracle's
database and application software revenue is expected to grow faster than in
its previous fiscal year.

Henley also said the company expects its total services growth rate to be
``sequentially higher'' each quarter in the upcoming year.

He said the company's e-business transformation continues as planned, and should help expand Oracle's
margins significantly.

Oracle shares had been under pressure all day on Wednesday based on what Oracle called ``erroneous''
reports that the company had issued a sales or earnings warning during its analyst meeting.

Immediately after Oracle issued its statement, company shares were up 3/16 at $69-11/16 in heavy trading.