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To: sandintoes who wrote (16474)	10/18/2000 10:42:59 PM
From: Goalie	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

Question... If a sheep is a ram, and if a donkey is an ass... then why is a ram in the ass a goose?

To: sandintoes who wrote (16474)	10/19/2000 9:28:12 AM
From: Craig Lacy	Read Replies (5) \| Respond to of 62549

Has this on e been around yet? Dr Ahmed Abu >Personal Assistant to >The former First Lady >Lagos State, Nigeria. >E-mail:ahmedabu@yahoo.com >Date 18th oct, 2000. > >The President/Managing Director. > >URGENT PERSONAL BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP > >I was opportuned to get your contact through a friend >of mine and have since developed the interest of doing >business with you. My name is Mr. Issa Mamman , I am >the personal assistant to the wife of the late head of >State, General Sani Abacha who died while in office . > >During their tenure in office the late head of state >was able to acquire fortune out of our national wealth >to the tune of three Billion, six hundreds thousand >British Pound sterling in various off shore account >as published by the London Dailys and London Business >Times of 4th to 6th July 1998. You can search your >internet for more information. >Now General Abacha is dead and no more in power ,his >family is finding it very difficult to get access to >his money abroad due to the special restriction of >movement place on them by the present Government in >power so as to forestall easy access to the late >Generalís money and financial blockage. > >The late Generalís wife Mariam Abacha has revealed in >strict confidence to me that her husband left Fourty >million, fivehundred thousand united state dollars >(us$40.5m) in his strong room which she has lodged >with a security firm for safe keeping, due to the >special restriction of movement place on the Abacha >family by the present Government in power the late >Generalís wife secretly consulted me to solicit for an >overseas assistant to move this money (us$40.5m) out >of this country to where it could be carefully manage >and invested. >By virtue of your status and experience and your >caliber of persons in the field of business, I will >not hesitate to entrust this huge amount of money in >your care, all I want from you is your assistant to >receive this sum (US$ 40.5m) on our behalf for our >mutual benefit. On your proper perusal, I assume yes >for your answer, then security is the next pain on the >neck, if I may ask, how safe are we and the money with >you? We have agreed on twenty percent (20%) for you on >completion while our own share will be invested in any >best selling business you will introduce us to in >your country or possibly in your company. For further >negotiation on a neutral ground on where and when you >will receive this money, please contact me using the >above e-mail: ahmedabu2004@yahoo.com for now, for >security reasons. Ishall give you my confidential >telephone numbers as soon as you indicate your consent >to assist us in this transaction.I want to retierate >here that the confidentiality of this business should >not be taken for granted. In your response please >furnish me with your necessary telecommunication >lines,mobile, home and office for efficient >communication with you I await your favorable response >on time. > >Thanks >Yours sincerely >Dr. Ahmed Abu >Personal Assistant. >

To: sandintoes who wrote (16474)	10/19/2000 10:52:23 AM
From: Richnorth	Respond to of 62549

Another Eve Joke (reportedly enjoyed only by men).......) Why Fish Smell Funny One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Adam and Eve, but couldn't find them. Later in the day God saw Adam and asked where he and Eve were earlier. Adam said, "This morning Eve and I made love for the first time." God said, "Adam, you have sinned. I knew this would happen. Where is Eve now?" Adam replied, "She's down at the river, washing herself out." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell funny."