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To: MrsNose who wrote (16526)	10/23/2000 8:22:35 PM
From: MrsNose	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

> An American tourist goes on a trip to China. While in China, > he is very sexually promiscuous and does not take > precautions. A week after arriving back home in the States, > he awakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright > green and purple spots. Horrified, he immediately goes to > see his doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like > this before, orders some tests and tells the man to return in > two days, for the results. > The man returns a couple of days later and the doctor says, > "I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. > It's very rare and almost unheard of here... > We know very little about it." > The man looks a little relieved and says, "Well, give me a > shot or something and fix me up, doc." The doctor answers, > "I'm sorry, there's no known cure. We're going to have to > amputate your penis." > The man screams in horror, "Oh no! I want a second opinion!" > The doctors replies, "Well it's your choice. Go ahead if you > want, but surgery is your only option." > The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring > that he'll know more about the disease. The Chinese doctor > examines his penis and proclaims, "Ah yes, Mongolian VD. > Velly lare disease." The guy says to the doctor, "Yeah, yeah, > I already know that, but what can you do? My American > doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis!" > The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs, > "Stupid Amellican doctor! > Amellican doctor, always want to opulate. Make more money, > that way. No need to opulate!" "Oh thank God!" the man replies. > "Yes!" says the Chinese doctor, "You no worry! Wait two week. > Dick fall off by self!"