Silicon Investor (SI) -- The First Internet Community

STOCKTALK

We've detected that you're using an ad content blocking browser plug-in or feature. Ads provide a critical source of revenue to the continued operation of Silicon Investor. We ask that you disable ad blocking while on Silicon Investor in the best interests of our community. If you are not using an ad blocker but are still receiving this message, make sure your browser's tracking protection is set to the 'standard' level.

Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: High Grader who wrote (16533)	10/24/2000 12:58:43 AM
From: sandintoes	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 62549

A little college humor! (1) What does the average Minnesota > >> player get on his SAT's? > >> -----Drool.> > >> (2) What do you get when you put 32 Alabama > >> cheerleaders in one room? > >> -----A full set of teeth. > >> > >> (3) How do you get a Wisconsin cheerleader into your dorm room? > >> -----Grease her hips and push like hell. > >> > >> (4) How do you get a Michigan State graduate off your porch? > >> -----Pay him for the pizza. > >> > >> (5) Why do the University of Oklahoma cheerleaders wear bibs? > >> -----To keep the tobacco juice off their uniforms.> > >> (6) Why do they no longer serve ice at Pitt football games? > >> ----- The senior who knew the recipe graduated. > >> > >> (7) Why is the Indiana football team like a possum? > >> -----Because they play dead at home, and get killed on the road.> > >> (8) What are the longest three years of a Michigan football player's life? > >> > >> ----His freshman year. > >> (9) Why did Kansas State replace natural grass with Astroturf? > >> -----To discourage the cheerleaders from grazing during games. > >> > >> (10) How many Ohio State freshmen does it take to change a light bulb? > >> -----None.....That's a sophomore course at OSU.> > >> > >> (11) Where was O.J. headed in the white Bronco? > >> -----Lafayette,IN ......He knew that the police would never look there for a Heisman Trophy winner. > >> (12) Why did O.J. want to move to Blacksburg, VA? > >> -----Everyone there has the same DNA. > >> (13)Why did Tennessee choose orange as their team color? > >> ----You can wear it to the game on Saturday, hunting on Sunday, and picking up trash the rest of the week.