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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: SIer formerly known as Joe B. who wrote (16866)	11/10/2000 9:47:44 PM
From: Barney	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 62592

Three hookers are comparing notes about their customers from the night before. "I entertained a cowboy last night," says the first. "How did you know he was a cowboy?", asks the second. "Well, he wore a cowboy hat, cowboy boots, and kept both the hat and the boots on all the time we were together." "Sounds like a cowboy, all right," the others say. "I entertained a lawyer," announces the second. "I could tell because he wore a three piece suit and packed a briefcase. He wore the vest of the suit and hung on to the briefcase all the time." They agree he sounded like a lawyer. "I had a dirt farmer for a client," comments the third. "How could you possibly know he was a dirt farmer?" she is asked. "First he complained it was too dry, then he whined it was too wet, then he asked if he could pay me in the fall."