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To: Barney who wrote (16898)	11/14/2000 10:47:56 PM
From: Tomato	Read Replies (3) \| Respond to of 62589

If Bush ends up winning, he'll be known as a monarch and not a president, since he'll have won by virtue of a butterfly.

To: Barney who wrote (16898)	11/15/2000 9:01:34 AM
From: Mike 2.0	Respond to of 62589

Tired of the election controversy? Check this out! topfive.com LOL

To: Barney who wrote (16898)	11/15/2000 9:32:54 AM
From: Mike 2.0	Respond to of 62589

The Top 10 Better Methods of Choosing a New President Some lifted from topfive.com, some by yours truly: 10. The First-Ladies-in-Waiting settle it. Jello. Need I say more? 9. New President wins "Guy Olympics"...Double-elimination Foosball, Paint Gun fighting, NFL Blitz 2000 on Sony Playstation, longest golf drive and...Hillary, stop complaining! 8. "Hottest daughter" contest 7. "Comrades! We Russians have the answer! Candidates must drink Wodka! Last man to puke is the real man! Da!" 6. One chess game, winner take all. First person to learn how to play and not move the horsies around like checkers wins. 5. Guess the weight of GW's face boil! 4. Each candidate sighs heavily into microphone. Most obnoxious sound loses. 3. "Bathroom's on the right, Governor. Fill this cup, please." 2. Highest score from a simple formula: IQ - BJs - DUIs = PREZ and the Number 1 Better Method of Choosing a New President... 1. "Whosoever can pull King Clinton's sword out of the intern shall be the rightful President of these United States!!"