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To: diddlysquatz who wrote (17107)	12/1/2000 5:05:16 PM
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>> Learning English: Reasons Why The English Language Is Hard To >> Learn: >> >> 1) The bandage was wound around the wound. >> 2) The farm was used to produce produce. >> 3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse. >> 4) We must polish the Polish furniture. >> 5) He could lead if he would get the lead out. >> 6) The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert. >> 7) Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time >> to >> present >> the present. >> 8) A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum. >> 9) When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes. >> 10) I did not object to the object. >> 11) The insurance was invalid for the invalid. >> 12) There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row. >> 13) They were too close to the door to close it. > >> 14) The buck does funny things when the does are present. >> 15) A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line. >> 16) To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow. >> 17) The wind was too strong to wind the sail. >> 18) After a number of injections my jaw got number. >> 19) Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear. >> 20) I had to subject the subject to a series of tests. >> 21) How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?