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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: doby who wrote (17183)	12/7/2000 2:52:02 AM
From: Barney	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

The Race ---------- Just because no one has made this race worth while, doesn't give you permission to stop running. Life ---- The trouble with life is there's no background music.

To: doby who wrote (17183)	12/7/2000 8:44:33 AM
From: MrsNose	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

POSSIBLY THE BLONDE JOKE OF THE YEAR A blonde went into a world wide message centre to send a message to her mother overseas. When the man told her it would cost $300, she exclaimed: "I don't have any money, but I'd do ANYTHING to get a message to my mother". The man arched an eyebrow (as you would expect) "Anything?" he asked. "Yes, yes, anything" the blonde promised. "Well then, just follow me" said the man as he walked towards the next room. The blonde did as she was told and followed the man. "Come in and close the door" the man said. She did. He then said "Now get on your knees", she did. "Now take down my zipper", She did. "Now go ahead ... take it out ...." he said. She reached in and grabbed it with both hands ... then paused. The man closed his eyes and whispered, "Well... go ahead". The blonde slowly brought her mouth closer to it.....and while holding it close to her lips, tentatively said........... "Hello, mum can you hear me?"